Friday Funnies - Valentine Edition

Just a few Valentine jokes to put a smile on your face!

• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.

• My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.

• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

• Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightening.

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ENJOY!