Just a few Valentine jokes to put a smile on your face!
- Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.
- My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
- Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.
- Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightening.
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